Jan 30 - Feb 4, 2012

Apologizing for violent crime doesn't feel quite adequate. Man outruns giant ball of fire. Sex with teacher reflects badly on teacher. Bob Barker versus cowboys. Saga of mayor's weight loss affords mild spectacle. "Cold-blooded and twisted customs of foreign lands" not tolerated in Canada. Too much shrimp for fake Ukrainian diplomat. Prominent Tory proposes supported suicide to alleviate prison costs. Councillor Doug Ford stands by his wroth. Councilor hints at the "procedurally extraordinary."  Oil and water not just a metaphor. Citizens disapprove of job security. Nightmare scenario a reality for some. Teenagers.