Tuesday, Dec 13, 2011

Gay penguins forced into heterosexual relationships. Impatient lovers encouraged to find a more appropriate venue than the subway. Man develops questionable habit of touching women's thighs while pretending to sleep. Charity not a real charity. Plastic bags still cost five cents. Hospital tries to overcharge. Police chief wants free parking for cops. Muslim woman sees no big deal in removing niqab for security. Canada backs out of Kyoto. Drunk driver feels really bad. Book club seeks to shame Rob Ford.